Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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