Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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