just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Don't EVER smell your tampon
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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