i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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