Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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