I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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