LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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