Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Too much gin, very little bucket
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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