In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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