Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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