I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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