Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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