i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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