Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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