ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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