Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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