We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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