That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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