I need help removing her.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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