dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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