i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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