It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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