definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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