I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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