I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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