is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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