We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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