Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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