My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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