What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There's always time for handjobs
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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