Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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