I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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