If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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