The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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