how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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