no. you can't hotbox the world.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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