i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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