we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."