I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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