Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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