TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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