god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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