Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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