Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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