Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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