At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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