I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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