He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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