so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize