Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.