it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy