K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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