Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.