Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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