Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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