If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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