You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Randomize
