Dual....:-)
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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